C my halo nice and shiny mess with me Ill kick your hiney

If all the guys lived across the sea, what a good swimmer I would b!

Dont fight with ugly ppl, they have nothing to lose

Mirrors dont talk and its a good thing they dont laugh either.

God made mud and god made dirt, god made guys so girls can flirt.

If I were 2 kill the sexiest person alive, id have 2 remember suicide is a crime

I cant go out side 2 day cause its hot and sugar melts

Dont hate me cause Im beautiful hate me cause your man thinks I am

A million words would never bring u back I no because Ive tried nether would a million tears, I no because

 Ive cried

God made elk and god made deer, god made nsync a bunch of queers

Roses r red violets r blue god made me pretty what happened 2 u?

God made coke and god made pepsi god made Josh Hartnett so dam sexy!

Guys r like slinkies, its always fun to watch them fall down stairs

Everyones entitled to be stupid but your abusing the privilege

One day your prince will come, mine just got lost and is to stubborn to ask for directions

Im threw with guys they all tell lies, they break your heart and make u cry, lovin guys is such a sin, hey check out that hottie that just walked in!

Im an angel honest the horns r just there to keep the halo straight

You pissed me off                          
You made me mad
You made me cry
You made me sad
You lied to me
You made me hurt
You made me see
You are a total JERK!        

A smile can turn the greyness blue
A smile can say I love you too
A smile can melt any young girls' heart
Then how come your smile still tears me apart?  

You may shoot me with your words

u cut me with your eyes,

You may kill me with your hatefullness,

 But still, like air, I'll rise.

Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a body

Huked on foniks worked fur me kant cha tell?

If it were supposed to feel good they wouldnt call it a crush

I look like and angel and act like 1 too but u never no what this angel will do

Who do u turn to when the only one who can dry your tears is the one who made u cry?

NO OFICER THERES NO BLOOD IN MY ALCHOL SYSTEM

Im not a blonde, in knot! Im knot! Im knot!

Dont hate me cause Im beautiful, hate me cause.ok hate me cause Im beautiful!

Im convincing my self, yes ill find some 1 new, I wont be alone and I wont be with u! your waiting 4 me 2 crawl back to your side but no not this time, Im keeping my pride, so goodbye forever, Ill be on my way its gona take time but ill be ok

Daddys little girl, But not the girl that daddy knew daddy never had a clue!

If u hate me I love u 2, it aint my fault Im cuter then u!

Never underestimate the power of stupid ppl in large groups

If women were made to chase men, dont u think god would have mad them worth chasing?

Guy dont say EX they say NEXT

Silence is golden but shouting is fun!!

A heart is not a play thing a heart is not a toy but if u want yours broken just give it to a boy

Whoever said money cant buy happiness aint been shopping the right malls

Life was so much easier when your clothes didnt match and boys had cooties

don't settle 4 the one you can live with...wait 4 the one you Can't Live Without

Nothing is more painful Then realizing he meant everything 2 u,& u meant nothing 2 him

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it

Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!

Give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk

You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back